It’s been a decade-and-a-half running this shambles of a website, and we’re still not really sure how to tell the sex of a TLCB Elf.

All we know is that despite the various incidents that occur here, via squashings, dogs, seagulls and so forth, the number of Elves seems to stay relatively stable. And after one particularly traumatic event in TLCB Executive Washroom & Sauna, procreation must play a part in that.

However today – assuming TLCB Elves conform to similar gender stereotypes as humans – we may have got a clue as to which of our smelly little workers are the fairer sex, because a number of them were riotously excited at the arrival of this 1973 Nissan President Type-D ‘Kaido Racer’, which is so pink.

Constructed by Flickr’s mocbyendo, this wildly modified sedan features working LED lights front and rear, custom wheels and decals, an exposed oil-cooler, half roll-cage, and yellow bon-dashi exhausts punching straight through the hood.

Ah, come to think of it perhaps there’s more going on here to excite the Elves than just the two-tone pink…

Whilst we continue to ponder Elven biology you can check out more of endo’s magnificent Nissan on Flickr – click the link above to jump in the pink.